Conversation over dinner:
HL: All the girls were chasing me this morning.
Me: Really? Why?
HL: Well, because they are in love with me.
Me: Oh yeah? (trying hard not to die laughing)
HL: Yeah. They think me and Chris are cute and want to go with us.
(He’s FIVE, remember…)
Me: Well, HL, you’re too young to date. You know that, right?
HL: (In a VERY sarcastic, roll-your-eyes-like-a-13-year-old-girl way) Well, duh… They don’t wanna DATE on me. They just wanna chase me!