When I saw Adam and Ali’s posts this week, I knew I needed to get in on this action. Ali had me at “The bus scene in Almost Famous > any scene in any movie ever,” because no bigger truth has ever been said in the history of the world.
And, to be honest, my brain is fried.
So without further ado, I present to you things that are more awesome than other things.
Mac > PC (obviously)
Eating cardboard > Eating Mustard > Eating Mayonnaise
Peanut Buster Parfaits > Dilly Bars > Turtle Sundaes
The Mountains > The Beach
Laughing Cow Cheese > Cream Cheese > Cottage Cheese
Sweet Tea > Any Other Non-Alcoholic Beverage
Twitter = Facebook > Pinterest > Google + > Tumblr >>>>>> MySpace
Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer
Cutting My Arm Open And Pouring Alcohol In It > Childbirth
Sharpie Pens > Bic Pens > Pencils > Drug Rep Pens
GCB > Suburgatory > 2 Broke Girls > The Middle
Bagels > Toast
Leonardo DiCaprio > Johnny Depp
Venti no water nonfat chai > A Large Coffee
Jeans > Yoga Pants > Skirts > Dresses
Year Round School > Traditional School Schedule (from experience, btw)
Laundry > Dusting > Cleaning bathrooms
New York City > Cabo > San Francisco > Atlanta
Brown > Black
The Word AwesomeSauce > Nothing.
Bourbon > Beer > Sangria > Vodka > Tequila
Yellow Easter Peeps > Any Other BS Peeps sizes/colors/flavors/characters
My Kid’s Sense of Humor > Most Other Kids’ Senses Of Humor (is that right? looks wrong.)
Living Life with Purpose > Living Life without Purpose
A Half-Full Glass > A Half-Empty Glass
Optimism > Pessimism
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