When I saw Adam and Ali’s posts this week, I knew I needed to get in on this action. Ali had me at “The bus scene in Almost Famous > any scene in any movie ever,” because no bigger truth has ever been said in the history of the world.
And, to be honest, my brain is fried.
So without further ado, I present to you things that are more awesome than other things.
Mac > PC (obviously)
Eating cardboard > Eating Mustard > Eating Mayonnaise
Peanut Buster Parfaits > Dilly Bars > Turtle Sundaes
The Mountains > The Beach
Laughing Cow Cheese > Cream Cheese > Cottage Cheese
Sweet Tea > Any Other Non-Alcoholic Beverage
Twitter = Facebook > Pinterest > Google + > Tumblr >>>>>> MySpace
Winter > Fall > Spring > Summer
Cutting My Arm Open And Pouring Alcohol In It > Childbirth
Sharpie Pens > Bic Pens > Pencils > Drug Rep Pens
GCB > Suburgatory > 2 Broke Girls > The Middle
Bagels > Toast
Leonardo DiCaprio > Johnny Depp
Venti no water nonfat chai > A Large Coffee
Jeans > Yoga Pants > Skirts > Dresses
Year Round School > Traditional School Schedule (from experience, btw)
Laundry > Dusting > Cleaning bathrooms
New York City > Cabo > San Francisco > Atlanta
Brown > Black
The Word AwesomeSauce > Nothing.
Bourbon > Beer > Sangria > Vodka > Tequila
Yellow Easter Peeps > Any Other BS Peeps sizes/colors/flavors/characters
My Kid’s Sense of Humor > Most Other Kids’ Senses Of Humor (is that right? looks wrong.)
Living Life with Purpose > Living Life without Purpose
A Half-Full Glass > A Half-Empty Glass
Optimism > Pessimism
This Post > No Post
Here, I fixed one for you:
PC > Mac (obviously)
Avitable recently posted..The superior things in life, as determined by Avitable
’tis obvious you’re dyslexic. Mac > PC
But I still love ya!
Haha….great post.
Now, does the theme of my blog preclude me from doing something similar? I’d like to say ‘it’s my blog, so they’re my rules’, but I’ve sorta set myself up as a service provider, although I’m not really so hot on the promo side of things…The grammar’s spot on on ‘Other kids’ senses of humour.’ (I’m a Stickler, so I should know. :p )
Look forward to reading more soon,
Casey
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Phew! Glad I got the grammar right. I looked at it for like 10 minutes!! And I think you could definitely do this. It can lighten things up
I was worried because ‘The Middle’ was last on your list, that you for some reason didn’t like that perfect little half hour (although I contend that it and Last Man Standing–also under-appreciated) would be perfect Friday night type sitcoms.
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I hate when I grammatically hack up a comment. I’m not even sure what the parentheses are for. You probably get the point, though…
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I’m with ya!
I love The Middle. Just think the others are better
The Word AwesomeSauce > Nothing.
THAT. YES.
Can we include amazeballs too?
Hell yeah we can! I hate that word!!
“Leonardo DiCaprio > Johnny Depp”
I don’t even have words for how wrong this is…
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Hahahaha! Then you should do your own
I love this post (and at some point I’m going to steal this idea).
The Mountains > The Beach
Yes! I have been trying to explain this to my husband for ten years.
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It’s a hard sell to those who love the beach!
OMG. You had me at “cutting my arm open” being greater than childbirth. I’m dying of the laughter here. I totally want to steal this idea and write my own list (and link back to yours too so people can see your awesomeness). This seriously made my day!
Note: awesomeness > awesomesauce.
Dawnie recently posted..Screw Today, Tomorrow Will ROCK
It was fun to write! Do it!
Just wanted to say as I was scrolling through: Love your name!
Regards, Dawne
Dawnie>Dawne Why didn’t my mom think of that?! (;^)
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Thanks
You had me at tea.
Leo versus Depp? Now, that’s a hard one! How about both? (;^)
Anything Chocolate > Anything that isn’t chocolate <— I won't move on this one!
Love this post..fun!
Regards, Dawne
Dawne at D Magazine recently posted..LA CREOLE NATURE
I’m totally with you on the chocolate! TOTALLY!!