Calories Don’t Count…

Calories don’t count…

  • on birthdays
  • at charity functions
  • on vacation
  • while standing up
  • while drinking Diet Coke
  • when the Hot Donuts Now light is on at Krispy Kreme
  • when you’re dining with friends
  • at the bar
  • at blog conferences
  • on holidays, up to and including Flag Day, Sweetest Day and Groundhog’s Day
  • on picnics

So… that leaves a window of about 30 minutes on every other Tuesday for calories to count, right?

What are other times that calories don’t count?


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  1. -When you’ve had a bad day.
    -If there was lettuce in at least one meal that day (this could mean you ate a salad, or you had some lettuce on your burger)
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  2. I <3 this. :)
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  3. Weekends. Calories don’t count on weekends.

  4. Calories don’t count when you aren’t counting them. Right? EAT UP!
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  5. Samples at the farmer’s market/Costco!

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