SOC Sunday: Stalling

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Did I ever tell y’all that I took flying lessons when I was in college? No? Oh my…

My dad has been a private pilot for decades. Since before I was born, actually. He had (recently sold it) a Cessna 172 and you know, it would be mine if I learned to fly. I’ve always loved being in it and knew what all to do before actually taking the lessons.

Growing up we flew everywhere. To Disney, to wherever to eat lunch, “around” and to Garden Valley International – my uncle’s grass strip out in the middle of nowhere.

Once I was old enough, Daddy would let me fly the plane. Well, hold the wheel while we were in flight. I picked up on all the things I was supposed to do and when I was a junior in college, I thought I’d give it a shot.

The parents paid for lessons. I went to ground school. That was HARD, y’all. I passed but barely. Ugh.

I did hour after hour after expensive hour of lessons with the instructor and was one hour from soloing. I just had to get past the stall lesson.

When training to do a stall, the instructor shows you how to pitch up up up up up until the engine cuts off. You start dropping and have to regain control and start the plane back up. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s what my foggy memory tells me.

Well, one day my instructor made me do one. Or I should say, HE DID ONE. And that was awesome. It was a rush and I was READY. Let’s do this.

It was my turn. Up up up up up up …

Without even thinking, I pulled my hands off the controls and told him to take it. To land this f’ing plane and let me out. I couldn’t do it.

Just like that, I was done.

I was shaking, almost in tears, and I’m sure he wanted to laugh his ass off at me!

He took us back to the airport, I got out without doing the post-flight check and waved at him without turning around.

They mailed me my log book about 5 years later with a note saying they were cleaning out archives and came across this if I ever needed it.

I don’t.

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The Oaks

It’s been a long 9 months in the Auburn – Alabama rivalry.

There has been a poisoning. There has been a tornado.

Two sides of the football and state have been devastated.

Alabama’s finest have rallied for our trees. Our finest have rallied for tornado relief.

There has been death of people and of tradition.

These two things have served to both bring together and further divide the people who call Auburn and Alabama their family.

I was in Auburn last weekend and was left speechless when I walked up to the Toomer’s Oaks and saw the sadness in their branches. Yes, there was sadness seeping from each leafless branch of the two trees that have stood tall on the corner of Magnolia and College for generations.

One year ago, this is what Toomer’s Corner looked like, all vibrant and green and ALIVE.

One week ago, THIS is what Toomer’s Corner looked like.

I just… there are no words for how I feel about this. Don’t you see the sadness in the leaves that are left? The branches droop in a way that says, “Goodbye, Auburn, the Loveliest Village on the Plains. Thank you for making us feel at home.”

One man chose to speak for an entire fanbase, alumni group, entire university and desecrate and kill another school’s landmark tradition.

We won’t be broken. We just won’t.

But we’d be lying if we said it didn’t hurt an awful lot. Look at those pictures. Imagine that at least 5 generations have taken part in rolling them after wins by Auburn, celebrated engagements, graduations, as well as other moments in history.

Yes, they’re just trees. Yes, they can be replaced. Yes, there WILL be something for generations to come to roll and gather around. But it won’t be the same.

It will always carry the aftertaste of Spike 80DF and the eerie echo of a twangy “Roh Tahd.”

But Auburn will be ok. We may not win against Alabama tomorrow and our trees are going to have to be cut down soon, but our spirit will never die. Because once you have the Auburn Spirit, it can never be taken from you.

WAR EAGLE!

I believe in Auburn and love it.
-George Petrie (1945)

I’m Determined

If I’m nothing else, I’m determined. I WILL succeed at making my kid an Auburn fan if it kills me!

This past weekend, Jason was off camping with his friends from college. I decided early in the week that I was going to ride over to Auburn to at the very least hang out and just “be” in Auburn. I talked to my friend Jana (Yes, I know WAY more than one Jana… another blog post coming about that soon.) and they were going to be hanging out, too. She looked for tickets for us all and we decided to just play it by ear.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t tear up when I pulled into town.

We made our way to Big Blue Bookstore and purchased a real jersey. You know, to compete with the one Jason bought in Athens a few weeks ago. After heading to Jana’s house and getting ourselves regrouped, we headed off to campus with kids in tow.

Aah… Jordan-Hare stadium!

Henry got to get a poster signed by cheerleaders! He was very excited about that.

Henry, Clem and Ollie. Jana’s kids are precious and they all three had a blast together!

There were some military vehicles in the kid’s area. Henry wasn’t shy to just go up and ask “what is this and what does it do?” of the guy.

 

They learned that this thingamagigger could shoot a football from Auburn to Columbus and they were like OMG even though they had no idea what that meant!

 Jana and Jana. While we kinda hung in different circles in college, we’ve become better friends as adults which I just LOVE!

Throwing the football! 

 

At this point, I still had my iPhone. Moments later, not.

But this may go down as one of my favorite pictures of me and my little guy!

 

No phone here. :(

 

Have you ever been to a football game where the opposing team’s coach was honored pre-game? Well, I hadn’t either. But now I have.

Pat Sullivan, Auburn’s first Heisman Trophy winner (1971) is the head coach at Samford University and was honored before the game. It’s the 40th season since his amazing Heisman season. The ceremony was moving as he was very humbled to be surrounded by 50ish members of the ’71 team, including Terry Beasley. Both the Auburn team AND Samford team stood on the field and raised their helmets to him.

And then the only reason I wanted Henry to go… to see the Eagle fly. And fly, she did.

She flew and flew and flew and landed right where she was supposed to.

Bring in Aubie, the band…


Get us all worked up…

Remind us we’re ALL IN!

 

Bring in the team…

And let’s play some football! 

We made it until halftime. Henry enjoyed every single minute of the day and asked when we could come back. Little does he know, we’re pondering riding over for the Iron Bowl!

But until next time…

Farewell Jordan-Hare.

WAR DAMN EAGLE!




The Statistics: 2011 Edition

 

It’s that time of year again, folks. That’s right.

The Weekend My Husband And I Don’t Speak!

I want to share a few stats with you about the Auburn/Georgia rivalry. They’re pretty interesting.

Since we got engaged the night before the Auburn/Georgia game 1997, Auburn and Georgia are tied 7 -7.

Auburn has finished first in the SEC twice (2004, 2010).

Georgia has finished first in the SEC twice (2002, 2005).

Auburn has had a Heisman Trophy Winner and a National Championship. Georgia’s had, well, none.

Auburn has scored 357 points.

Georgia has scored 373 points.

So that means only 16 points separates them in 14 years.

We’re essentially tied except for that whole National Championship thing.

Since the first game in 1892, the stats are strangely similar.

Auburn has won 54 games in the series.

Georgia has won 52 games in the series.

They have tied 8 times.

Over 119 years, a mere 38 points divides the teams.

So when it’s said that the Auburn/Georgia game is “anybody’s game” it’s serious. One team can be #1 and the other #eleventybillion. It’s going to come down to inches and seconds.

I’m going to try my darndest not to get beat up, either in the stadium or at the official UGA tailgate we’re going to. But if so, it’ll make good blog material, right?

It’s always a good game!

Except when Auburn loses!

 

The Auburn Girl Stands Her Ground. And Wins!

Once upon a time there was a girl who went to Auburn. That girl who never claimed to be sane, married a guy who went to Georgia. They had season tickets to the University of Georgia football games. They loved their seats. Lower level, 40 yard line, 22 rows up, on the aisle. Couldn’t get much better than that. 

Except that aisle separated the adults from the students. A lot like this.

For years, this wasn’t an issue. They would show up at the game and enjoy themselves.

Everyone in the section knew that this girl was going to be in all orange and blue on AU/GA gameday. They were ok with it. And they were nice about it. They had been sitting with the couple for years so they knew the drill. They knew she would be obnoxious if Auburn won and gracious if Auburn lost (much like they would be if Georgia won/lost).

One year when the Auburn/Georgia game came around, the girl’s husband got invited to accompany a friend on the sideline with a press pass for the first half. This was so exciting. The girl wished she could go but knew she couldn’t in orange and blue.

They tailgated (drank) and partied and headed over to the game. The friend’s wife went in with the girl to sit in the seats while her husband was on the sideline.

They moseyed over to the seats where they had sat for years. There had been problems in the previous games with students thinking that the season ticket section was THEIR section and there had been a few confrontations, but nothing prepared the girl for what was about to happen.

Yes, a drunk fraternity boy with his equally drunk but about to pass out girlfriend were in their seats.

The girl, very politely, says to the boy, “I’m sorry, I think you’re in our seats.” She holds out her tickets for him to see through his bloodshot eyes.

The boy says, “Naw, we’re sitting here already.”

The girl, still politely says, “I’m guessing you’re a student and if so, your section is on THAT side of the aisle. These are our season tickets and have been for a decade.”

The boy stands up and the girl sees a friend gasp in the row behind him.

He was MUCH bigger than the girl. His girlfriend was still slumped in the seat half passed out and Punk Frat Boy stood up to defend “their” seats.

He stood up and said to the girl who was obviously holding the tickets to the seats in question, “Students can sit anywhere they want.”

The girl replies, “No, they can’t. These are season ticket seats. Students sit ACROSS the aisle and you can sit wherever you want OVER THERE.” Remember she’s standing there defending season ticket seats in Auburn attire.

As he puffs out his chest and leans in towards the girl in a way that some people call “bowing up” on someone, he says, “My parents pay a lot of motherfucking money for me to go to this school and that means I can sit wherever I want.”

The girl takes a deep breath, wonders why nobody else is standing up saying anything to this jackass, and says in such a polite Southern way, “When your Mama and Daddy pay $1000 to have the RIGHT to spend another $1000 buying these tickets, you can sit in the seats they buy for you. But for right now, you need to get the fuck out of my seats before I go get security and have you taken out of this stadium. Then you won’t be able to watch the game from ANY seats.”

At that point, the guy behind us grabs the punk ass student by the shoulders and tells him he needs to go to the student section and get out of the regular seats before he calls security down.

The boy left, the game started, there was yelling and screaming and general excitement. Especially as Jasper Sanks was stopped at the goal line right as time ran out.

The girl won twice that night.


*The moral of this story is don’t mess with an Auburn girl in Sanford Stadium if she’s holding the season tickets she’s had for several decades. She will cut a bitch to keep her seats. And possibly to win the game.

*Side note of interest. The girl and her husband still sit in the same section, 5 rows further, on the aisle across from the student section. However, they invest an additional $90 for the season to buy seatbacks and the girl DARES any punk ass student to sit in their seats. She has first dibs on them if they do.

War Eagle!