Reservations for Two at Waffle House

I had completely forgotten that Waffle House does this fun little thing on Valentine’s Day until our friend posted a link to reservations on Facebook. I looked and our “home” Waffle House (yes, we have one that we call our own) didn’t participate, so she said to come to her “home” Waffle House.

So knowing that Jason would be out of town (save the spears, he bought me a Tiffany pearl bracelet), I made reservations for two.

A date with my Henry.

I picked him up from Primrose, completely oblivious to what we were doing and headed over to the Waffle House. I was feeling rather frumpy because I got caught in the sprinklers at work and had frizzy hair and no time to go fix it at home. He was grumpy because he thought we were going somewhere lame.

When we arrived he was surprised because the whole place was transformed into a romantic restaurant.

White tablecloths. Red candles in crystal holders. Silver trays of candy on the tables. The signature round globe light fixtures were draped in red to create a wonderful atmosphere. And the blinds were pulled so it was dark inside.

Cooks and waitresses were in nice white shirts and plain red caps. Extra staff was on hand, greeting customers and taking their names from the reservation list.

In the corner was a prom-like photo backdrop.

We were seated at the bar (our choice, to let other couples have booths) so we could watch our filet mignon grilled cheese and hashbrowns (scattered and covered) being cooked. photo 1

photo 2We ate slowly and talked about our days. He’d had two Valentine’s Day parties so I could tell he was crashing from all the sugar highs!

Two grilled cheese later for him, and two cups of coffee later for me, we were all done.

They brought us dessert – two delicious cake balls – and a glass of sparkling cider in champagne flutes. What a lovely touch!

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Our friends came in so we chatted with them for a few minutes before we got our prom pictures taken!

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We snapped one with my phone, but they took one to put in a commemorative sleeve with a mini Polaroid camera. This served two purposes, obviously. One, to give us an instant photograph. The other, to teach my child how to shake a picture to make it develop. (Thanks, Waffle House, for the science lesson)

We left while watching couple after couple file in, some dressed in sequins and suits, some in jeans and t-shirts. Young and old. Regulars and first-timers. Parties of two and parties of eight (4 couples) had a great time.

It was a fabulous evening for me and my funny little Valentine.

I might just ditch the husband again next year for a Valentine’s dinner with Henry again!

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**I was not compensated for this post, nor am I a spokesperson for Waffle House. But now I want a waffle.

The One Where I Get A Finger Monkey

A few months back, I mentioned that I really wanted a finger monkey for my birthday.

A what?

A finger monkey. You know, one of these:

ISN’T IT THE MOST ADORABLE AND RIDICULOUS THING EVER?

Well, they can’t get me one because they’re probably illegal and hell, I don’t know if they even exist or not. They’re probably expensive, too. And likely would terrorize our dog and cat and kid.

So I figured I would opt for something else. Maybe a gift certificate for a facial or a tank of gas. Maybe I could sleep in until 7. Something practical.

I woke up this morning to being shuffled off to get a Starbucks Chai, a breakfast at Waffle House, and back home to this.

Look at that beautiful cake! It was tiramisu and to die for! But it didn’t kill me.

I didn’t die until I opened my gift and wondered why the HELL they bought me a monkey charm for my Pandora bracelet.

Then Henry said, “It’s because of your love of the finger monkey. And bananas for the monkey to eat.”

And THEN I DIED!

According to them, this is what went down in the Pandora store:

Pandora girl: Can I help you today?

Henry: Do you have a monkey?

Pandora girl: Sure. Why do you need a monkey?

Henry: Because my mom saw this picture on the internet and it had a pointy finger with a monkey on it. 

Pandora girl: OH! I WANT ONE OF THOSE FINGER MONKEYS!

Henry and Jason: ((dying laughing))

Henry: We’re going to need some bananas, too, because her name is Jana Banana and her finger monkey will get hungry.

After I gathered myself and stopped snorting while laughing, I quickly corrected them and let them know it wasn’t a finger monkey, it would really be a wrist monkey.

What Does It Mean?

I took this picture the other day, meaning to simply take a picture of the beautiful sky that was the backdrop of even more gorgeous fall color on the nursery.

I got it home and looked at it on my computer. This is what I had.

Surely it means something. Or it’s just a picture that got wonky?

I know it’s calming and gorgeous and strangely comforting.

What do you think?

 

I would like…

I would like a lot of things.

Like, for example, for the dog not to go outside, pee and poop and THEN COME IN THE HOUSE AND TAKE A BIG OLE SHIT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN.

I’d like for her not to attack Henry every time he tries to play with her.

I’d like for him not to be such a drama queen, he yells and that makes the dog more excited and that makes him get louder and more dramatic and OMG THEN THERE IS YELLING AND DRAMA AND TEARS.

I’d like for my brain not to be so overwhelmed that it’s completely shut down.

I’d like for there to be something other than Nickelodeon, Disney or Seinfeld on my TV, like you know, something *I* might want to watch.

I’d like to not feel so defeated.

I’d like to be caught up on laundry and dishes.

I’d like to have motivation to do anything other than make dinner and sit after being at work all day.

I’d like for it to always be winter but for there to be enough daylight for me to get my runs in during the week. At this rate, I’m looking at weekend running or running on the nursery which is really just an accident waiting to happen for me.

I’d like for this vertigo to go the eff away. It went away and now it appears to be back. Little stubborn thing.

I’d like to get caught up at work (is there such a thing?).

And while we’re asking…

I’d like for Auburn to win this weekend.

Well, I guess you can’t have everything, huh? Where would you put it?

Stream of Consciousness Sunday: Free To Do What I Want

I’m feeling boxed in lately. I don’t know why or how to break through. But today I’m not feeling like being boxed in by a prompt. Some of you probably feel the same way…

So today’s prompt-free, free writing, dump your brain Stream of Consciousness Sunday starts NOW!

stream of consciousness sunday

“I’m free, to do what I want, any old time.”

Isn’t that how it’s supposed to be? Then why don’t I feel like it’s true?

Some days I feel very censored – in my words, my feelings, my thoughts even. Why can others say things that I never could? Is it a personal censorship? Is it a fear of being attacked by others who think my opinion is “wrong?”

Why can’t I just say what I want?

I’m free to vote for whomever I choose. I’m free to pray to whomever I choose. I’m free to parent detached or attached.

Thoughts swirl through my head all day long, but I feel boxed in. Un-free to do what I want. I need a chisel to break through the walls of whatever is holding my thoughts back.

I think that all means it’s time for an energy session so my creativity and openness and ability to see myself more freely can reappear.

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This was my 5 minute Stream of Consciousness Sunday post. It’s five minutes of your time and a brain dump. Want to try it? Here are the rules…

  • Set a timer and write for 5 minutes.
  • Write an intro to the post if you want but don’t edit the post. No proofreading or spellchecking. This is writing in the raw.
  • Publish it somewhere. Anywhere. The back door to your blog if you want. But make it accessible.
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